Audition Notice

Published 22 Mar 2022
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23rd March at 7:45pm at The Players Theatre

Nobody's Perfect by Simon Williams - Directed by Steve Lambell

Two acts, split stage - a flat, and an office in a publishing house. 64 pages, lots of lines. Love All Around is a feminist publishing house where Harriet Copeland is running a competition to find new romantic fiction; their motto is ‘For Women, By Women’. To avoid this gender bias, Leonard Loftus is forced to submit his novel under a female pseudonym. So, when Myrtle Banbury wins the first prize, Leonard begins to have a major problem. He is a bashful statistician lumbered with a spectacular alter ego. It’s of the period, trust me, Nobody’s Perfect. Fake smoking, bad singing and dressing up will be required.

Cast of characters:

  • Leonard, a statistician, middle-aged.
  • Harriet, a publisher.
  • Dee-Dee, Leonard’s daughter.
  • Gus, Leonard’s father.


Performance dates 5th - 9th July 2022